when she says she doesn’t send nudes
when guys objectify women and expect them to send nudes
when someone asks you about your nuclear plans for russia
The Mrs. Carter Show World Tour
Photo Credit: Rob Hoffman
I hate it when someone is hot and funny like stop that you only get one
I remember when I thought people in their 20’s were adults. Now all of my friends are in their 20’s and everybody is just kind of fumbling around bumping into each other, trying to figure out where the free food is
Excellent gif use
i hate myself a lot but i get offended when other people do
female sloths literally scream when they want sex and can be heard up to 700 meters away
people who exercise in order to get rid of period cramps are the ones surviving the apocalypse.
OH MY GOD
SO I LIVE NEXT TO A VERY STRICT, VERY BIG, CHRISTIAN FAMILY AND ALL OUR WINDOWS ARE OPEN AND I JUST SCREAMED “JESUS FUCK” REALLY LOUD AND I HEARD 3 MORTIFIED GASPS FROM OUTSIDE IM CRYING
So my godgrandpa fell asleep and this was the result..
this is gold omg